Supposedly suitable for ages fourteen and up this bloody shower curtain is more than a gimmick gift, believe it or not: anti-mould finished, machine-washable and water-resistant these bloody prints are meant to stay. It might throw guests at first but if they are that offended they might not be the visitors you want anyway. A definite way to scare off late-night would-be thieves as well.

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Of course, something like this deserves a companion design to make it part of your larger interior decorating plans – and what better than a bloody footprinted bathmat? Surely your own wet prints will pale in comparison to these. Stranger yet, they seem to wander off in various directions – just how many people did you attempt to murder in your shower, anyway?