It is hard to say whether these would sell well were they actually bedding items you could buy for your home. Either way, though, these comforters may be cool but look anything but comforting – unless perhaps you are sleeping safe at home with someone who has the same strange sense of humor.

There are the his-and-hers (as well as hers-and-hers or his-and-his) design variants, but beyond the PG varieties Vadim Cherniy also envisions sets that depict somewhat more explicit bedroom activities.

Then there are the bold-statement sheets that demand you hurry up and get a good night’s sleep, but these black-and-white text-heavy linen sets likewise do not seem to encourage actual rest.