Censorship Towel Designed to Pixelate Your Private Parts

We are so used to them in the digital realm, the same fuzzing-out strategy for sensitive areas might cause some double-takes in the real world.

A concept design from the Carmichael Collective, this Censorship Towel might grab as much as it deflects, being eye-catching in its imitation of skin tones.

In production, of course, one can assume other colors in the spectrum would be available to make this unique textile suitable for all shades of semi-exhibitionist buyers.